Meet who runs this sorry excuse for a company
Head Astronaut
Lead Pilot
Engineer
Emotional Support
Our one and singular goal is to shoot rich people into space. Sure, they pay us to do it, but the principle of just shooting some rich a-holes into the literal sun is reason enough for our employees to be very enthusiastic. We've sent pich people into the sun, the moon, the stars and, of course, black holes. Who doesn't like rich people getting swallowed by something that eats light for breakfast? So just be rich, and we'll shoot you into space too!
(I am legally obligated to mention that all rich people were safely returned from their trips into space)
Richie always wanted to go to the moon and plant his own flag, so we shot him to the moon.
Mr. Rich paid us handsomely and now there's a brand new flag to go along with the american up there.
Here's what he had to say about our service:
"This was not worth the money. I almost died and am planning to sue."
We all know about how the cow jumped over the moon. Well how about the cat jumping into the sun?
I spent 4 billion of my own money to fire Mr. Whiskers on a one-way trip into the sun!
I believe his final words were:
"MEOW!"
Our dear founder decided to hire the services of his own company to visit a black hole.
We're not sure why he hired us when he's our boss but we made a lot of money from it and now have a new founder!
His last will and testament was given as he was approaching the event horizon:
"Albert Einstein was right!"
Choose a where you wanna go for how much.
Venus - Jupiter
Solar System
Galaxy
Come on down for a shot, or a cool space rock.
New Hampshire, US
+00 1234567890
shoot@richpeopleintospace.com